When I was a young bloke, I thought everything would be all right. I mean, when your mom makes you breakfast every morning and your dad helps you with your math homework, and your dog dry humps your new girlfriend's leg when you leave the room..... I mean, what else do ya need ? I think life is just swell. Then you get married, have a couple a kids... and.... maybe a different dog that has a little more class than the last one you had when you were younger....
And that brings me to the point of this little discussion, folks... which is.... good times ahead!! I mean it you guys... I really and truly do!! no bullshit her folks. Some of you reading here are still waiting or the fat lady to sing. I have literally heard her sweet voice in the back of my head... if you guys would just shut yer YAPS long enough for me to hear!!! My second point is this.... why do we even care if life gets better. Isn't it just swell enough already? I mean really, people.... really... what DO YOU PEOPLE WANT for YOURSELVES!!! WHAT? A trip to MIAMI? Breakfast included perhaps??? GO JUMP IN THE LAKE MY WE FRIENDS. GO TAKE A HIKE WHILE YOUR AT IT! WE ARE LEAVING!!! PACK YOUR BAGS AND DON'T FORGET YOUR TOOTHBRUSH BECAUSE OUR LIVES ARE GOING TO CHANGE, AND VERY RAPIDLY AT THAT.
THE REASON BEING FOR THIS CHANGE IN YOUR LIVES? WOULDN'T "YOU" LIKE TO KNOW, MISSY. WOULDN'T "YOU" LIKE TO KNOW. ....... ....... .....MAYBE I'LL SURPRISE YOU BY NOT TELLING YOU AND LETTING YOU ALL SEE AND FEEL FOR YOURSELVES!!!! AND WHAT DOES "FEEL" HAVE TO DO WITH THE CHANGES AHEAD, ANYWAY???? WHA.......??
HI TO YOUR NEW LIFE GUYS! SAY "HI" ..... ....CUZ IT'S GONNA CHANGE REAL FAST ONCE WE GET UP AND RUNNING. THE BIG BAD WOLF IS DEAD AND BURIED. YOU CAN SEE HIM IF YOU WANT... IT'S AN OPEN CASKET TYPE AFFAIR. PROMISE! WE HAVE A DATE WITH DESTINY. IT'S OFFICIALLY CALLED ASCENSION GUYS. THAT'S THE "OFFICIAL " WORD FOR IT. WE UP HERE.... WHERE THE SHIT ACTUALLY GETS DONE...... CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE. DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!!!!..... .... ... WE SIMPLY CALL IT..... ..... ....MIAMI......AND WE ARE GOING......LIKE THAT ONE GUYS. ? SOUND GOOD TO YOU? WE'RE TAKEN A WELL-DESERVED VAYCAY TO DREAMLAND!!! ALL INCLUSIVE!!!!
YOU ARE ABOUT TO EMBARK ON A JOURNEY NEVER BEFORE SEEN IN YOUR LIFETIME. AND I "DO" MEAN THAT. SOME OF YOU HAVE HEARD THIS SINCE YOU AWOKE SO MANY MOONS AGO..... IN "THE KNOW" PEEPS ARE TIRED PEEPS :-)
FOR THE REST OF YOU LAZY ARSE LEUTE (GERMAN FOR PEOPLE) YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE AND EXPERIENCE, FIRST HAND, NOTHING ELSE THAT YOU'VE SEEN AND EXPERIENCED B4!!!! WE DO MEAN THIS.....AND..... YOU "WILL" SEE 4 YOURSELVES WHAT I AM SAYING HERE. STAY TUNED AND PAY ATTENTION GUYS!!!!! PAY ATTENTION!!!! I'M ABOUT TO PAINT THE SKY PURPLE! NO SHIT I MEAN IT!!!!! PURPLE MY PEEPS..... .... !!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!! PURPLE!!!!!!
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