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Whatever happed to common sense?

Updated: Feb 26

And I'll take that answer off-line, thank you very much! Roaming on your cell phone used to be a bad thing, especially if you forgot to turn off that function when flying over the international date line above the earth, ok? Any more questions?

Did you know that it takes 2 seconds to call your mother and say hello? But if you don't you will pay for it for an eternity? Any more questions? Yes, you in the back with your hand raised. Did I mumble? I said you! Ok. You're a little bit shy? That's okay. I'll just make up stuff like I always do. I never run out of stuff to say.

Next question: Why is the sky blue from the 5 year old with the glasses. Ok, chump. Next question please. Kinda tired of answerin that one. Actually , to be a bit more understanding, since that's what you probably expect from me.... the reason the sky is blue has to do mainly with the reflection of blue light coming from our oceans. Not bad so far, eh? Any more questions? No the earth is not flat, moron smoking the crack, also sitting in the back. You should know better. Kids know more than you. Get a real job, dude. You and your besties are killin the vibe here.

Common sense, as the title might suggest, is the title of this piece tonight. It is sorely lacking in society today. Things aren't really that hard to figure out if you get my drift. Stay away from moving cars if your not moving inside of them, run in the other direction if a grown man wants to sell you porn from his back seat. Get my drift? Now, if there are no more questions, I personally would like to ask a question of you, my readers.

WHERE DID MY KEYS GO???? If any of you listening can answer that one, I'll give you 50 bucks.


Thank you. And please remember to tip your waiter and waitresses once it's safe to surface again


YASHUA OUT


Now, please read on if you dare

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