HI! You found me! I thought I was being clever and pulling the wool over your eyes in order to keep from being read. Well, since you are already here, against my good will and all, I challenge you to a duel! How does "that" sound? A duel, just like in the old Westerns of the ole U.S. of A. A duel at high noon, say...
Whatever, loser. I am on fire with your hair here. I don't have time to engage in duels at the moment. I am putting out fires, my good lad or lass. Your HAIR IS ON FIRE!!!
I used to say this to our scribe as she was walkin' down the lane, minding her p's, you know. Her Q's were.... a subject for another dissert.... if you know what I mean, wink wink nudge nudge ;-). Hat's off to the Monty Python fans out there. You know who you are, eh?
Ok, so back to the original story......
There once was a lad... who once had a plan... this plan was usurped.... this plan was fuck%#@d! He was beyond himself (this is Yashua, btw incaseyouwerewondering#plusone)
So, this guy, Yashua, comma comma,,,, was basically up a creek without a paddle on normal usual affairs cuz this dizbang asswipe named mashuna f'd things up to such a degree that even i, with all my clout and knowhow comma couldnt make it right period
I mean you know this is me talkin. so im just sayin' what the forgone knowledg here bad ass people??? I a==sume+++ that you all readin this horse caca are in the know about a thing or two about a thing or two, oder?(that's "right" in deutsch) for you losers who only know yer own language! OK??
the thing is.... ok.... is that....life on earth is a changin'. and im wearing dog-eat-dog underwear...git my drift? love you love your cat, people. dogs take a seat. I want to say, just in case yun's didn't know... tht I will all ways love your big fat ass wipes!!
I will always have your backsides, MoFoes. I will always rock you in the cradle of life, whatever you want, my good peeps. I am here for U. got it spillchick? I'm not even going "there this time". You spell check loser apple id mofoes. spell chick this one you loose ers!!!
Mor l'ter. Yashua. out a here. read on (pronounced red) just cuz.....