I think you get my drift?.... .... ...... ......I mean, Love ME or LEAVE me folks........ Love ME ......or.... ......leave ME......... how's THAT for an ultimatum?
Has the wife ever muttered those words to you ? And where do you "go" from there? I think you hear me, my good gents. Ladies are hard to figure out, right? I mean.... ... ...... .... what EXACTLY IS THEIR PROBLEM AND WHAT DO THEY WANT FROM ME? DO THEY WANT BLOOD? WHY ARE THEY SO STRANGE? WHY IS MARRIAGE SO GD HARD? WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO MAKE NICE WITH THIS OTHER SPECIES? WHAT DOES IT MO FO TAKE? GET ME? HEAR ME? CUZ I FEEL YOUR PAIN. I FEEL IT!!
DA DING OF IT BE, MY ALIEN SPECIES (THAT'S "YOU").... ... THE THING OF IT IS... .... ..... IT AINT ALL YOUR FAULT. MARRIAGE.....EVEN JUST HANGIN' OUT WITH THE SAME FRAU DAY IN AND DAY OUT.....LIVIN TOGETHER......SLEEPIN TOGETHER.....EATING TOGETHER.....GOIN TO DISNEYWORLD TOGETHER.....BLAH....DI.....BLAH....DI...BLAH....... BEING AROUND THE SAME ADULT SPECIES FOR ANY LENGTH OF TIME IS NOT AN IDEAL SITCH......IT JUST AINT. FULL STOP.....
IN MORE ADVANCED WORLDS, THE INFRASTRUCTURE OF "MARRIAGE" IS QUITE DIFFERENT.... SO GIVE ME YOUR EARS, GUYS....WE'RE ALONE HERE..... .... .....
SO, IN A PERFECT UNION, THERE IS SPACE......I MEAN...... LOTS OF SPACE....PLEIADIAN MEN AND WOMEN , FOR INSTANCE, NEVER EVEN LIVE TOGETHER IN THE SAME HOME!!! SOUND GOOD SO FAR???????? YEAH, LIVING APART IS THE KEY TO A GOOD LASTING MONOGOMOUS RELATIONSHIP!! SO, THAT'S NUMBER "1". AND.......NUMBER "2" IS: DRUM ROLL..... ....!!!!!!!!!..... !!!!
NEVER TELL THE LADY EVERYTHING THAT'S ON YOUR MIND!!!! GOT ME????? DON'T TELL HER.....LIKE.... I WAS MAKING MY WAY TO WORK THIS MORNING WHEN I SAW THIS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WALKING HER LITTLE DOG.......AND I THOUGHT.....HMMM....WHAT A NICE LOOKIN' WOMAN (AND SO ON)..... IN OTHER WORDS, THE MAN WASN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL HIS LITTLE LADY ABOUT HIS INNER THOUGHTS ABOUT HOW HE FELT WHEN HE SAW ANOTHER WOMAN THAT DIDN'T "BELONG" TO HIM....... SHE MIGHT THINK, "WELL!!!! WHY DON'T YOU GO AND MARRY "HER" THEN...... IF I'M OBVIOUSLY NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?" YOU, KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN? CUZ YOU'RE LIKE, HEY I'M JUST SHARING...... I THOUGHT WOMEN WERE SUPPOSED TO HEAR MY FEELINGS AND INNER THOUGHTS. ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU'RE ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT IN THE FIRST PLACE? THAT WE DON'T SHARE OUR FEELINGS AND THOUGHTS ENOUGH? THAT WE JUST SHOW UP WHEN THERE'S FOOD ON THE TABLE, AND THEN WHEN WE'RE DONE.... DISAPPEAR INTO THE LIVINGROOM FOR A DATE WITH THE COUCH AND TV? WHAT HAPPENED TO HONEST COMMUNICATION, HUH? .....AND HERIN LIES THE PROBLEM.... TELLIN YOUR MATE-FOR-LIFE THAT YOU HAVE EYES AND NOTICE STUFF LIKE SAID WOMAN WITH DOG.......LOOKIN AT ANOTHER WOMAN AND "NOTICING" HER (JUST KEEP IT TO YOURSELF, DUDES....). THERE ARE NUANCES HERE IN THIS SIMPLE EXCHANGE THAT YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND. AND WOULDN'T "YOU" JUST LIKE TO KNOW.... HMMMM....!!!!!!..... JUST WOULDN'T YOU!!!!! I MEAN YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW WHAT I MEAN! I SHOULDN'T "HAVE" TO EVEN TELL YOU!!!!!.... ..... .... ... HOW "COULD" YOU!
SO IN THE END, THESE INCIDENTAL NUANCES, BECOME THE PROVERBIAL "ELEPHANT IN THE LIVINGROOM." THEY BECOME JUST ONE MORE THING ABOUT "YOU" THAT SHE DOESN'T "GET". LIKE, ... .... ...HOW COULD HE "NOT" KNOW THAT "THAT'S" JUST NOT SOMETHING A WIFE NEEDS TO HEAR..... THAT HER MAN FINDS ANOTHER WOMAN (NOT HIS WIFE) ATTRACTIVE. IT'S SUBTLE PSYCHOLOGY , PURE AND SIMPLE. IT'S WHAT IS IMPLIED BEHIND THE WORDS, GUYS. PAY ATTENTION, OK????? SUBLIMINAL PSYCHOLOGY IS BEHIND EVERY EXCHANGE. IT'S WHAT'S BEHIND THE WORDS, NOT THE WORDS THEMSELVES. MAYBE IT WAS "HOW" YOU SAID WHAT YOU SAID THAT TICKED HER OFF. PAY ATTENTION WHEN YOU TALK TO ANYONE IN "HOW" YOU DELIVER YOUR GOODS, YO!
DELIVERY UPON RECEIPT...... DELIVERY UP.....ON.....RE.....CEIPT!!!!!!!
I WILL CONTINUE THIS DISCUSSION AT A MORE.... .... OPPORTUNE TIME.....THE LITTLE LADY IS.... IN THE MOOD YOU GUYS.......WHAT CAN "I" ....DO????
YAHWEH/YASHUA/YOU :-). OUTTA HERE!!!