TODAY I'M IN CAPS, GUYS.. JUST EASIER FOR MY LITTLE LADY TAKIN' NOTES HERE.
THE LITTLE LADY, AS SHE LIKES TO BE CALLED, IS A MORON! JUST KIDDING, SWEETIE, JUST KIDDING.:-/
OK, FOR THE REAL JIZZ...THE REAL SITCH....THE TRUE TRUE OF LOVE AND YOU....
THIS WILL BE SHORT
YOUR FUTURE HOLDS MANY THINGS IN STORE FOR YOU AND YOURS, EVEN YOUR DUMB NEXT DOOR NEIGHBORS AND YOU STUPID DUMB BOSS. THE GIST HERE IS AS FOLLOWS: SOON, VERY SOON, IF NOT ALREADY.... YOU WILL COME ACROSS MANY STRANGE ANOMOLES IN YOUR LIVES THAT JUST DON'T QUITE MAKE "LOGICAL SENSE." IN OTHER WORDS..... ..... ...... THE SHIT GONNA HIT THE FAN????? LIKE THAT, YASHUA..... LIKE THE HAMMER GONNA COME DOWN BIG TIME????? ..... .... ...... WELL, TO BE BLUNT..... .... ..... NO!!!!! NOT AT ALL. I DON'T MEAN THE THAT THE PROVERBIAL OTHER SHOE IS GONNA FALL, GUYS. I MEAN JUST THIS (WITHOUT THE SPOILER): YOUR AIR IS GONNA CLEAR UP, FOR ONE THING. MAYBE SOME OF YOU FOLLOWING THE RIDICULOUS "CHEM-TRAIL" CONSPIRACY FACT ARE NOTICING ALREADY THAT THE SKIES ABOVE ARE CLEAR AND BLUE AGAIN, NOT CRISS-CROSSED TO OBLIVION SO THAT BY MID DAY THERE AINT NO SUNSHINE LEFT.... TRUE TRUE..... GONE ALREADY.... TRUE TRUE....
ANOTHER THING YOU MIGHT WAKE UP TO NOTICE (OR NOT SO THAT'S WHY I TELL YOU HERE) IS THAT YOUR ODORS, THE ONES YOU'VE BECOME QUITE ACCUSTOM TO....LIKE .... .... AHEM..... FOOT......ODOR.... .... MAY MYSTERIOUSLY...VANISH..... LIKE GOOD LITTLE ODORS SHOULD.....WHA?????? WHA???WHA?????
WHY SHOULD "FOOT ODORS" DISAPPEAR... OF ALL THINGS..... WELL, SOME OF YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER..... SOME OF YOU "IN THE KNOW" OF THINGS. YOU SEE GUYS,,,,,, FOOT ODOR IS CAUSED BY BACTERIA. BACTERIA SMELLS BECAUSE ..... BECAUSE.... BECAU....BE...B......WHY DOES IT SMELL, MR. SCIENCE?? WHY??? WELL, KIDS, YOUR FEET STINK BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN BAD AND YOUR PARENTS DON'T LIKE YOU ANYMORE.... NOW... ... SCRAM OLA!!!! ;-/
FREEBIE GUYS..... FREEBIE...IF YOU CAN EVEN HANDLE THE TRUTH :-)
FEET STINK BECAUSE SOMEONE MESSED WITH MY CREATION.... YOUR PRECIOUS DOGS IN THIS CASE..... AND SO IT GOES..... MANY THINGS THAT HAVE BEEN TAMPERED WITH THAT I CAN RESTORE TO LIFE'S ORIGINAL BLUEPRINT.... WILL BE RESTORED!!!! FULL STOP!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!! :-) :-) :-) OKAY? PINKY PROMISE YO! PINKY...... GOTTA MEET WITH THE LITTLE LADY FOR A QUICKIE GUYS....
OUTTA HERE!!!! SO OUTTA HERE!!!! YASHUA OUT!
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