This is Lor speaking. I have no E in my name, just "Lor." But as Pleiadians would have it, there is a meaning and a reason for everything we do. EVERYTHING has a meaning behind what we do, what we say, and how we are called. YASHUA means "Love thy neighbor."
Does that sound familiar from your archaic texts? Well, perhaps it was misconstrued a bit as a literal teaching of HIS, however, it was never a teaching, as he never like to preach. Truth is and, by the way, while you were sleeping.... guess who took over "mic" night at the KAREOKE bAR? IT IS I, YASHUA!! It's ME guys! Lor took a potty break, and I just saw this mic over here dead as a door nail as they say. Dead space on the radio is no good, dudes! So while Lor is powdering her big schnoz... I will give you a quick rendition of my life on EARTH, as "ASSHOLE" because believe it or not my minions of late, you know that the good guys ALL WAYS get the short end of the ole stickerooo! Our names get butchered (he he he!!!!) Our missions get capsized and delayed. Our reputations get smeared like grease on Tammy Baker's face :-/ I tell you this, and speaking of this nice young lady, Tammy Baker for those of you who remember her.... they made a mockery of her face! CGI hello, may I help you? Her face was a poster child for tact NOT! Her makeup routine was not a shining example of neither good taste or of upstanding insert whatever word here cuz I'm tired people. My head hurts and my eyes are tired too! I'm tired and WE are tired of always scrubbing up after those folks.
Good news is, and it still gets better... believe me.... you aint seen nuttin yet, my good peeps and peepers (those are the young ones you spawned after a drinking binge last year)
I YASHUA, solemnly swear..... that I kid... but I do not lie....cuz I can't.... I/WE.... ARE BOUND BY GOD'S LAWS...TO UPHOLD.... BE HONEST... DO GOOD DEEDS...ETC. ETC. AND I KNOW YOU KNOW IT'S ME.... YOU CAN TELL BY MY VOICE IN YOUR HEADS PEOPLE!!! I'M A LITTLE GOOFY, A LITTLE HOW SHOULD I SAY, PREDICTABLY SOFISTI-COT!?
anyone out there who's read any kind of channeled material on the interweb or publication in print can attest, "oh, yeah, that's that loser Yashua being a little punk again... like someone's little brother always trying to be the "wise guy" And yes, it is I. I AM a "wisely" chap, but I do not lie nor do I exaggerate. I am here again because YOU are here again... like fly to fly paper. You know it's me guys, c'mon you morons take a Kit Kat break already TM and all that good stuff. I know you know my go-to phrases my good mates. Filler filler filler end of line---- Dammnit! Ok I am outta here. The heck with Lor, she never came back. Probably constipated from all the backlogging we've had to do lately cuz this mission SUCKS!!! REaD ON!!!!!
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