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THAT WAS A SNEEZE, IN CASE YOU LOST TRACK OF THE LETTERS THERE :-)
I AM WRITING IN ALL CAPS FOR THIS ONE GUYS AND.... FORGET GRAMMAR RULES MY LOSER FRIENDS. OK, JUST A FEW COMMAS HERE AND THERE FOR POSTERITY :-). I WANTED TO TELL YOU A STORY TODAY TO COMPLETE THE ONE I STARTED ON ANOTHER POST. WE WERE, AHEM,,.... TALKING ABOUT GOLDILOCKS AND THE 2 BEARS, RIGHT? AND WHAT'S "THAT" GOT TO DO WITH THE TITLE OF THIS PIECE, YASHUA??? WELL, KIND LADIES AND GERMS....... ......... LET ME JUST PULL UP A CHAIR HERE....
THERE ONCE WAS A SMALL CHILD, SHE WAS UNDER THE CARE OF HER TWO .... CARETAKERS, MEL AND MULA. MEL AND MULA WERE NOT REALLY HER PARENTS BECAUSE SHE WAS A VERY ODD, UNCONVENTIONAL CHILD (AT BEST)... SHE WAS ONE OF GOD YAHWEH'S FIRST CREATIONS. NOW GATHER ROUND MY FRIENDS, CUZ THIS STORY IS LONG AND I AINT GONNA SIT HERE LOOKIN' LIKE A FOOL WHILE YOU GUYS SIT INDIAN STYLE AND MESS WITH EACH OTHERS' HAIR AND STUFF!!!
YOU SEE, MY PLAYMATES, THIS IS MORE LIKE A HORROR STORY AND NOT ACTUALLY SUITABLE FOR YOUNG ONES' EARS, YOU SEE..... SO.... I WILL GIVE YOU THE G-RATED VERSION. THE ONE WRITING THIS IS THE ONE WE'RE TALKIN' ABOUT HERE, AND SHE'S CRIED QUITE A FEW TEARS LISTENING TO THE INS AND OUTS DURING THE NON-G-RATED VERSION OF THIS STORY...... WHICH IS AN ACCOUNT OF ACTUAL TRUTH. TRUTH IN OUR HISTORY, FOLKS....... NEVER..... HARDLY EVER..... IS IT A "GOOD" THING. OUR/YOUR STORY....THAT IS.... YOU AS A PLANETARY RESIDENT OF INSERT-PLANET-HERE.... IS ONE OF MANY WOES AND BLOODSHED. IT DOES NOT PRETEND TO BE WHAT IT IS NOT------- A PRETTY PICTURE. NEED I GIVE YOU THE DETAILS? OK, SO HERE IS THE ABRIDGED VERSION, STILL A BIT GORY, STILL A BIT ILL FITTED FOR THE YOUNGSTERS..... DEFINITELY NOT A BED TIME STORY OR ONE FIT FOR EVEN YOUR SO-CALLED "BIBLE". I'LL GIVE IT MY BEST SHOT... BTW, MY BFFs. .... ... MY NAME IS YASHUA....I'M THE GUY TELLING YOU THIS STORY.... GOD'S HONEST TRUTH, I PROMISE YOU....
.... .... EVE HAS A REAL NAME..... AND IT AINT EVE, FOLKS.... PLEASE DO HER THE COURTEOUSY OF CALLING HER LOR.... WHICH IS HER GOD GIVEN NAME. EVE IS LITERALLY A BLASPHEMOUS STAB IN THE GUT, TRUTH BE TOLD. THE SO-CALLED BIBLE HAS MANY THINGS WRONG.... .... INTENTIONALLY. MOST OF IT IS JUST A "JOKE" BY ANY STANDARDS. IT'S ELUSIVE AND MURKY AT BEST..... BLASPHEMOUS AND RIDICULOUSLY INACCURATE AT WORST.... NEED I SAY MORE......SORRY CHRISTIANS.....GIVE IT UP....IT'S A LOSING BATTLE :-)
MAY I CONTINUE PLEASE??????!!!!!!!!!!! OK THEN, WHERE WERE WE, WHERE WER...HEY YOU!! IN THE BACK!!! GIVE THE BOY BACK HIS TOY!!! IT'S "HIS" TOY AND HE HAD IT FIRST!! I'M TRYING TO TELL A STORY HERE!!!!..... .......SO ANYWAYS....
LOR WAS KIDNAPPED (WE LIKE TO SAY "STOLEN") FROM HER HOME ON ANTIBULA, THE FIRST PLANET OF HER PHYSICAL 4D EXISTENCE. SHE AND SEVERAL OTHER CHILDREN FROM THE HOOD..... ALL.....STOLEN....BEAMED UP UNTO A SHIP..... RUN BY A VERY BAD MAN.....NAMED ANU. LORD ANU, AS HE LIKED TO BE CALLED. WE WERE NOT AMUSED! TO SAY THE LEAST! NO SMILEY EMOJI HERE, FOLKS. NOT A PLEASANT TALE TO HAVE TO TELL. IT ONLY GETS WORSE FROM HERE. VERY VERY VERY BAD AND TABOO THINGS HAPPENED AFTER THIS POINT....AMONGST THEM.... RAPE, SODOMY, TURNING FRIENDS AGAINST ONE ANOTHER. MORE RAPE....CHILD SLAVERY OF THE SEXUAL FLAVOUR. MANY MANY INS AND OUTS AND WHEELINGS AND DEALINGS WITH VIPS FROM OTHER STAR SYSTEMS, ETC...ETC........AND SO IT WENT....... UNTIL LOR WAS NO LONGER A CHILD, BUT A WOMAN....THE AGE OF THE WOMAN SHE IS NOW....WRITING THESE WORDS. SHE WAS BASICALLY DESTROYED, HER CHAKRAS WERE TORN APART AND DISCARDED IN A METAL TRASH BIN AND THROWN (VERY VIOLENTLY WITH MUCH CONTEMPT I MIGHT ADD) ONTO THE EARTH. THE REMAINS OF LOR'S BODY, HER ETHERIC FORM AND CHAKRA SYSTEM WERE THROWN AND DEPOSITED RIGHT HERE... WHERE THIS WOMAN WRITING THESE WORDS TYPES THESE WORDS, JUST OUTSIDE HER HOME IN CENTRAL GERMANY, NEAR FRANKFURT. SHE HAS PLANTED 3 TREES, HIBISCUS, OUTSIDE IN THE GARDEN WHERE THE REMAINS OF HER ORIGINAL FORM STILL "RESIDE!" NO FU@#$%#$%^%&IN' LIE, MY CHILDREN. THIS IS YOUR HISTORY, TOO.... SO PLEASE STAY HERE AND I WILL RETURN WITH YOUR STORY, TOO. IT'S A DOOOOOOZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! READ ON....