HI! IT'S ME.... ... ... YASHUA... ... ... ... ALL IN CAPS TODAY.......... MOSTLY WANTING TO SAY, "HEY" TO YOU GUYS WHO ARE LISTENING BECAUSE YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOUR LOVE LIVES... ... :-) :-)
YOUR LOVE LIVES IS BEING "PUT ON HOLD" FOR A WEE BIT. .... .... ..... WE HAVE SOME TALKIN' TO DO HERE ABOUT WHAT'S THE WHAT ABOUT "THAT" !!!! !!! !!! I MEAN THIS GUYS: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF IT ALL...... ....... I MEAN... ..... ... THE WHOLE "LOVEEE DOVEEEE" THING YOU GUYS DO ALL THE TIME. WELL, AT LEAST ONE OF YOU GUYS OF THE TWO DO IT. .. ... ...... .... ..... IT MAY SEEM LIKE ONLY "ONE" OF YOU IS TOWING THE LINE IN THE "LOVE" DEPT. AND THE OTHER IS.... .... .... PERHAPS..... ...... .... JUST GOIN' ALONG WITH "IT" SO AS NOT TO (PERHAPS) ROCK THE PROVERBIAL "BOAT????""" COULD "THAT" BE?????
WELL, YES... ... AND THANK YOU GUYS FOR ASKIN' CUZ.... ... DO I HAVE A DISCUSSION FOR YOU... .... ... YOU AND YOUR KIND..... ... ... CUZ,,,,, TRUTH BE TOLD... .... .... (ASK ANY WOMAN).... .. ... ...IT IS "YOU GUYS" THAT GLUE THE "RELATIONSHIP" TOGETHER!!!! !!!! !!! !!!! THE SO=CALLED "RELATIONSHIP" WOULD "LITERALLY" FALL APART IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU HOLDING IT TOGETHER WITH YOUR GOOD INTENTIONS (A... H E M....) KNOW WHAT I MEAN???
IN OTHER WORDS, IN THE NAME OF REASON AND ALL PRACTICALITY, I THINK YOUR WOMEN ARE A BIT TIRED OF MANAGING YOUR INCREDIBLY MUNDANE EXPECTATIONS!!!!! !!!!! !!!!! !!! I MEAN, YOU GUYS... ... ... ... ... IS SEX NOT JUST YOU ALL HAVING A JOLLY WITH YOUR LITTLE MEMBERS ...... ..... ..... AND ..... .... BTW, IS THERE SOMEONE ELSE IN THE ROOM HERE???? OH!!!...... HEY!!!! HI!!!! WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN???? OH..... DID YOU JUST COME, TOO??? CUZ I JUST DID AND....... MAN, WAS "THAT" GREAT... .... .... ... OR WHAT??!!!!???!!!...
WHAT WAS YOUR NAME AGAIN.... ..... ...... .... ?????? ????? ????? WELL, I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT AS MUCH AS I DID....... YOU KNOW WHERE THE DOOR IS, RIGHT?!!!!!??????!!!!?????
SO DUDES....... MESSAGE TO BE RECEIVED...... TO THE ONES ON THE OTHER END OF THE LINE HERE........ FROM ALL OF THE WOMEN YOU HAVE SCREWED AND THOUGHT...... .... DAMN! WHAT'S UP WITH HER????? DOESN'T SHE KNOW A GOOD LAY WHEN SHE SEES IT??? I WAS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!!!!! !!!!!! !!!! IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF....BLAH...... BLAH.....BLAH .... AND AGAIN....... ..... BLAH!!!! :-) ;-)
THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS THIS (AND I DO KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT LOVE)........ ..... ...... YOUR LOVEMAKING IS MAKING US ALL WANT TO VOMIT GUYS!!! !!! !!!! !!!!! YOUR LITTLE LOVE ROUTINE IS PATHETIC AND INSULTING TO MOST WOMEN OUT THERE..... ...... ...... WOMEN WHO HAVE, BY DEFAULT, BECOME YOUR "RECEPTACLE" .... .... ..... .... .... I MEAN,,,, ,,,,, ARE YOU "DONE" YET?? CAN WE PLEASE MOVE "ON" HERE???? ????
GET OVER YOURSELVES ALREADY..... .... .... ...... .... WE ARE NOT AMUSED...... ..... .... WE ARE, AS A COLLECTIVE........ ....,,,,, TIRED OF ROLLING OVER AND TAKING YOUR AGGRESSIONS. WE, AS A COLLECTIVE.... .... ..... WOULD RATHER TALK ABOUT STUFF THAT PROVES TO US THAT YOU ACTUALLY GIVE A RODENT'S ASS ABOUT "US" AND HOW WE'RE DOING. A FRIEND IS WHAT "WE" NEED..... NOT A "CASANOVA" WHO JUST WANTS TO ..... ..... ....... OK..... ' NUF SAID...... ALTHO....... I "COULD" GO ON...... YOU GET MY DRIFT..... RIGHT???? SO, ON BEHALF OF ALL WOMEN OUT THERE WHO FEEL WHAT I'M SAYIN'....... HAT'S OFF TO YOU FOR PUTTIN' UP WITH ALL THE HORSE CACA THAT THE OTHER HALF HAS FOISTED UPON YOU AND YOUR PRIVATES.:-) ..... :-) :-).... WE DON'T MINCE WORDS WHEN IT COMES TO SEX. YOU LADIES OUT THERE HAVE TAKEN IN MORE THAN YOUR SHARE OF BS. I DO KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.... IT IS LITERALLY MY JOB TO HANDLE YOUR ISSUES, YOUR WOES AND WORRIES ABOUT MARRIED LIFE...... .... .... .... AND MORE....
MY NAME IS JOPHIEL.... .... .... I AM AN ARCHANGEL OF LOVE AND CARING..... NOT SO MUCH LOVE AND CARING OUT THERE YOU GUYS!!! !!! !!! !!!! I KNOW OF WHAT I SPEAK..... AND SO...... I AM YOUR ADVOCATE HERE... ..... SOON YOU WILL NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT TURNING ON THE "LOVE LIGHT" FOR YOUR MAN TO KEEP HIM HAPPY..... .....
SOME OF YOU ARE GOING TO BE LEAVING YOUR MEN ... ... VERY SOON!!! !!! !!!! FOR YOU READING THIS...... I SAY TO YOU.... GOD BLESS YOU AND KEEP YOU!
YOU WILL HAVE YOUR "WAY OUT" VERY SOON.... I WILL TELL YOU MORE ABOUT THIS..... SO PLEASE OPEN YOURSELVES TO ME AT NIGHT WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU..... I WILL LEAD YOU OUT OF MISERY AND INTO HAPPINESS AND INDEPENDENCE. I WILL TELL YOU WHERE TO GO AND ........ PLEASE LISTEN WHEN I COME TO YOU.. ... IF YOU WANT MY HELP....
GOD BLESS... .... THIS IS YASHUA/JOPHIEL/MICHAEL/YAHWEH