And by this I mean.... How would you like your veggies cooked in the future, my good culinareans? shaken not stirred .... or what??? what is you wish? ... ... .
and the reason I, Yahweh, am askin' is because you guys who love to eat and , perhaps, cook.... YOU GUYS also like to know how to go about your days.... all food references aside..
You know who you are here. I mean.... what is in a hotdog? what is it.... exactly..... in a .....
HOT DOG? is it something that should be avoided at all costs? Is it something that we should embrace??? :-/ what's the what with THAT? So I am tellin' you here, if you really really wanna know.... It DOESN'T MATTER!!!!!!!! WHAT'S IN A TURNIP? WHAT'S IN A COWPIE? WHAT'S IN INSERTFOODITEMHERE????
Reason being: I have taken it as my responsibility to my people to endorse your food items with all of the things that the human body requires in order for it to run as efficiently as possible. in other words.... I am leaving it up to you and your yearnings and pallets to decide what YOU want.... i'll take care of the rest :-) this means:
I promise you... in the days ahead.... i will embellish your so-called junk food and comfort food, etc. to give you the nutrients and calories your specific body-types require. No more counting calories or weighing your turkey slices (eyeroll emoji). I am NOT a fan of 'weight watchers' as you may have heard... making FOOD a big fanfare will be of the past.... many things will be "OF THE PAST" OF THE PAST...... OF THE PAST....
You ones reading these words will understand in the months ahead. You will realize what constraints have been foisted upon your bodies. You will realize that you have been living a nightmare of sorts instead of a dream. You deserve better and have ALL WAYS deserved BETTER from life. You have simply been under the tyranny of another world.
Let those words sink in a little. And KNOW, that your GOD YAWEH has always wanted better for each and every one of you. I just haven't been able (like Burger KING) to have it MY way..... for a very very very long LONG time. FULL STOP!!!
GOD BLESS YOU.... you have SO MUCH to look forward to!!!!!!!!!!!! KISS KISS.....
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