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...AND ONCE MORE....LOR...AND YOU

THIS BRIEF CONTINUATION WILL BRING YOU ALL UP TO SPEED ON WHO LOR (EVE) WAS, WHO YOU CAME TO BE, AND THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF YOUR 10. MILLION YEARS OF LIVING AS HUMANS .......AND MORE.... PROMISE :-)

OK, BRIEF IS AS BRIEF DOES, PEOPLE. YOU GUYS..... WHAT DO YOU WANT MY GOOD PEOPLE..... WHAT DO YOU WANT?????

NEXT IN LINE IS ADAM. WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HIS SPARE RIBS? I THINK HE LIKES HIS ON THE GRILL WITH LOTS OF BBQ SAUCE, IF YOU PLEASE..... CUZ THATS THE ONLY MF WAY HE GONNA EAT A RIB......LOTS OF SAUCE PEOPLE....LOTS!!!


OK, LET'S TAKE LOR'S STORY AND TIE IT ALL UP IN A NICE PRETTY BOW, A SPRINKLING OF ADAM, LET'S SAY, A LITTLE MORE SALT FOR GOOD MEASURE.... AND THEN LET'S WRAP IT ALL UP IN WANNATHOSE LITTLE BURRITO NUMBERS AND CALL IT A DAY PEOPLE!!!!!! AIN'T NOTHIN' GOOD COMIN' OUTTA HERE ALIVE....DO YA GIT IT??? GOOD! NOW JIMMY AND SALLY, YOU KIDS GO HOME CUZ THERE AINT NUTTIN'' HERE FOR YER SAD ASSESS TO SEE HERE! IT IS AN UGLY STORY,KIDS!

U. G. L. Y. ! ! !

DARTH VADER, WHERE DID IT ALL START GOING SOUTH FOR YOU, HUH?? DID YOU'RE MOMMIE IGNORE YOU WHEN YOU WERE A SMALL CHILD, DID YOU GET LEFT BEHIND AT THE MALL WHEN SHE POPPED IN FOR A PACK OF MARLBOROS? WELL????? WELL?????

YOU SEE, THERE IS NO GIVING YOUR HISTORY ON A PLATTER, MY DISAPPOINTED GUESTS. THIS ONE TYPING THESE WORDS HAS CRIED ENOUGH TEARS JUST HEARING ABOUT THIS SO MANY YEARS AGO. DO YOU WANT TO MAKE HER CRY SOME MORE??? IS THAT WHAT IS GOING ON HERE GUYS???? IS IT????

NOW.... IS SUGGEST YOU ALL.....RIGHT NOW....OPEN YOUR BIBLES UP TO PAGE...INSERT PAGE NUMBER HERE....AND READ ALOUD AS I READ SILENTLY....YOU ARE DUMB......STICK WITH ME JUST FOR A SEC..... YOU ARE DUMB IF YOU....AS A PLANETARY SPECIES..... BELIEVE THAT THIS SO-CALLED ACCOUNT OF "ADAM" AND "EVE" HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH 2 YOUNG ADULTS GALLAVANTIN' THEIR WAY THROUGH A TULIP BED WEARIN' FIG LEAVES ON THEIR PRIVATES, SAW A TREE WITH APPLES ON IT... GOT HUNGRY ENOUGH TO WANT TO PERHAPS PICK SAID APPLE...THEN DID THE NASTY BY ACTUALLY....PICKIN'' THE DAMN THING SO THEY COULD ENJOY....GASP....GASP....A FRIGGIN' PROBABLY....DELICIOUSO....APPLE...AND FOR "THAT".....!!!!!!..... THEY WERE CAST OUT OF THEIR TULIP BED.....THE END....MORAL HERE: DON'T EAT APPLES, KIDS. YOU WILL BE SEVERELY PUNISHED BY GOD...OK....NOW.....GO HOME YOU DUMB KIDS. CUZ YOU'RE....DUMB, OK? YOU'LL BELIEVE ANYTHING TOLD BY ANYONE WEARING A TIE, YOU LITTLE FUTURE ROBOTS!!! ..... .... AND SO IT GOES... OUR STORY OF LITTLE ADAM AND LITTLE EVE.....

DID YOU LIKE THAT VERSION BETTER THAN THE KIDNAPPING AND RAPE ONE????

WELL!!!!!?????? CUZ THAT'S THE TRUTH GUYS. OUR HISTORY IS NOT A PRETTY ONE....AND IT IS NOT A STORY FOR BED TIME NOR ONE FOR SUNDAY SCHOOL. IT IS ONE OF BETRAYAL, BLASPHEMY, TABOOISM, SODOMY, DESPERATION, AND INSERT NASTY DEPRESSING WORD HERE.... GOOD NEWS IS: LOR IS LITERALLY ALIVE TODAY THANK YOU FOR ASKING....SHE IS A MISSIONARY, LIKE MANY, MANY OTHERS. SHE IS AN "ARCHANGEL" OF SORTS. SHE IS A BUSY BUSY WOMAN!! HER MAIN MISSION HAS TO DO WITH LYRA, WHERE OUR MAIN COURT IS HOUSED. CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY ISSUES ARE LEGISLATED AND DEALT WITH THERE. SHE IS A MAIN JUDGE AND EMISSARY OF THE PLEIADIAN COUNCIL OF 5, OF WHICH WE ARE ALSO MEMBERS OF....THE ONES TASKED TO WRITE THESE MESSAGES HERE. OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS REGARDING WHERE TO GO FROM HERE? WELL??? HOWZ ABOUT READING ON....I WILL TELL YOU NOW ABOUT "ADAM", NOT HIS REAL NAME....OF COURSE....HIS REAL NAME IS.......READ ON PEEPS! YASHUA OUTTA HERE....SO....OUTTA......HERE!!!!

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