ENTER ADAM.....ADAM?.....ADAM?......ADAM, WHERE ARE U?.......?......?.......
ADAM, MY FINE FRIENDS....IS IN FACT NOT. HERE CUZ. HE. IS NOT. ADAM. HE IS. .... CALLED BY ANOTHER. NAME.... ...... HIS NAME IS. ... IS.... IS....
RISS!!! RISS IS HIS GOD-GIVEN MF NAME, OK??
RISS IS A FINE-LOOKIN LAD. VERY TALL, WELL-BUILT, DARK HAIR, ABOUT SHOULDER LENGTH, BLUE/SOMETIMES GREEN EYES.... DREAMY HIS IS....
ANYWAY, I WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT HE HAD TO BE RENAMED FROM RISS, ACTUALLY BECAUSE AS THE A-HOLES WOULD HAVE IT.... THEY STOLE HIS NAME(BTW, "SO-CALLED" STEALING "AS IT WERE"... ... IS A GO-TO- MOVE OF OUR LOYAL OPPONENTS). THEY LITERALLY NAMED ONE OF THEIR IDIOT LACKEES RISS"SOMETHINGOROTHER" AND SOILED HIS GOD-GIVEN NAME.... SO WE TOOK IT UPON OURSELVES TO RENAME OUR "RISS" AND CALL HIM "JOHN". JOHN IS A VERY OLD AND GOOD, SOLID NAME. IT COMES FROM THE PLEIADIAN CULTURE AND SO IT IS STILL "OK" I.... GUESS....
RISS'S STORY IS MUCH LIKE HIS COUNTERPART, LOR'S...... IN THAT HE, TOO, WAS STOLEN FROM HIS HOME....ON THE SAME DAY, IN FACT. HE, LIKE LORE, HAD A CARETAKER. HE TOO, LIKE LOR,....DIDN'T SHOW UP WHEN CALLED FOR DINNER.....THEY WERE BOTH PLAYING OUTSIDE THEIR HOMES. THEY WERE NEIGHBORS, LIVED OUT IN THE COUNTRYSIDE, AGED ABOUT 3 AND 5, LOR AND RISS, RESPECTIVELY.
THIS WAS A VERY DARK DAY IN THEIR/OUR HISTORY. THIS WAS EONS BEFORE YOUR PLANET WHICH YOU CALL EARTH EVEN EXISTED. THE "STORY" OF ADAM AND EVE DID NOT TAKE PLACE ON YOUR EARTH, PEOPLE.... IT TOOK PLACE ON ANTIBULA. THIS IS NOT EVEN, NOR WAS IT EVER, A 3D ISLAND....IT WAS AND IS AN UPPER DENSITY PLANET/ISLAND. I LIKE TO CALL PLANETS ISLANDS, OK? JUST THE WAY I ROLL GUYS.....I LIKE MY STYLE....EXCUSE ME IF I OFFEND YOU SOFISTICOT TYPES, YOU WORDSMITH AND SCRABBLE PLAYERS....I AM DOWN TO EARTH AND DON'T MINCE MY WORDS. I ONLY SPEAK TRUTH. AND SOMETIMES TRUTH IS SURPRISING AND IT IS BRUTAL.....BUT IT "IS" THE TRUTH. I DO PROMISE YOU THAT.
RISS, AKA JOHN, IS A MISSIONARY HERE ON OUR SHIP/S. HE WORKS WITH OUR SCRIBE, SANDRA, WHO HAS AGREED TO CREATE THIS BLOG OF ALL BLOGS. SHE WORKS UP HERE AS WELL...AND LET ME TELL YOU....SHE HAS HAD ONE HELL OF A TIME ...MISSION WORK IS NOT FOR SISSIES, FOLKS. IT IS "IN YOUR FACE" DANGEROUS, INTIMIDATING, AND DANGEROUS AGAIN FOR EFFECT, AND INTIMIDATING AND, RARELY EVER, EVER.....FUN... IT'S "GET IN AND GET THE HELL OUT" KIND OF WORK" AND....IT AINT FOR PUSSIES EXCUSE MY TONGUE MY PEEPS. EXCUSE ME FOR LIVING, BUT I DO NOT LIE WHEN I SAY....THIS WOMAN HAS BEEN RAPED, MURDERED, RAPED AGAIN, MURDERED AGAIN, AND KIDNAPPED, IMPRISONED, NEED I SAY MORE???? AND RETURNS EVERY DAMNED TIME. OUR WORK UP HERE IS 100% GUARANTEED!!! NO ONE ....EVER....ON ONE OF OUR MISSIONS....EARTHBOUND OR OTHERWISE....HAS "NOT" RETURNED! DEATH IS BUT A DROP IN THE OCEAN OF REALITY. IT DOES NOT ACTUALLY EXIST. WE ARE SCHMEGMAS OF CONSCIOUSNESS WRAPPED WITHIN A PHYSICAL FORM. THESE PHYSICAL FORMS, AND OFTENTIMES INVISIBLE FORMS DUE TO PHASE-SHIFTING TECHNOLOGIES THANK YOU VERY MUCH/111 :-)_.... ... THESE FORMS ALWAYS RETURN BACK TO US AFTER HELLACIOUS MISSIONS. THAT'S WHY WE DRINK SCOTCH, PEOPLE. THAT'S WHY WE DRINK...NO LIE!!! NO LIE!! OUR BAR HERE IS SELF-SERVICE, FOR YOUR FYI INFORMATION HERE PLEASE!! SB FOR YOU GERMAN TYPES! THAT'S WHERE I'M HANGIN OUT TODAY. GERMANY. I COULD TELL YOU MANY INTERESTING THINGS ABOUT THIS SO-CALLED COUNTRY, BTW, PEOPLE.....MANY.....INTERESTINK.....DINGS.......ALLES KLAR COMMISAR???? SO, THIS IS WHERE I LEAVE YOU,...PERHAPS A LITTLE MORE THIRSTY FOR SOME SCOTCH ? A LITTLE MORE THIRSTY FOR SOME BETTER NEWS???? LIKE I SAID, YOUR EARTH BASICALLY HAS NOTHING GOOD TO SAY ABOUT IT... I MEAN, FOLKS...FACTS ARE FACTS AND HISTORY IS HISTORY AND.... YOU'VE BEEN SOLD A MAJOR MAJOR.... BILL HERE....NOT OF "GOODS". A BILL OF BAD SHIZOLAAA"
GOTTA GO FOR NOW... HAVE A MEETING WITH SOME BIG WIGS IN CALLY, DUDE..SURFS UP N' ALL......LATER, LOSERS.....LATER.....YASHUA...OUTTA HIER!